Me

Dear Summer, I’m Ready

My child prayed for my legs. He was almost 3 and was so concerned about them being exposed to sunlight that he actually prayed about it. If that doesn't scream, I never bare my legs, I don't know what does. He was curious why I was going in the backyard to play in my underwear.… Continue reading Dear Summer, I’m Ready

Me

My Nickname Has a Butt

Somewhere, somehow my kids heard a short clip of the Bubble Butt song. (I've never listened to the whole thing.) Once the hysterical laughter subsided, they unanimously agreed this should be my new name. The more I protested the more they said it. I let it go for the day and (as suspected) they soon… Continue reading My Nickname Has a Butt