If you've been following me for any amount of time, you already know I'm not exactly an expert on anything beauty or fashion related. It's just not even an option at this point. I've been stuck in a dressing room, I've tried polishing my nails, I used butt cream on my face and I had… Continue reading That One Time I Tried a Beauty Gadget
Let's start with a confession. Are you ready? My nails went many years completely naked. It's true, most of my life...they've been bare. I know, I know. It's embarrassing to admit, but there's good news. I've finally started to dress them and all is well. Today, I'm taking you on a step-by-step guide through my… Continue reading Nail Confessions
I don't live in the country. Sometimes I'd like to. I'd plant my own garden and maybe get a fainting goat or a miniature pony. Definitely a tiny pig. For now, I live on a street with many other houses. We aren't close enough to pass sugar to each other through the windows, but there… Continue reading Why Did the Rooster Cross the Road?
Everyone grab a party hat! I'm back! Time to celebrate! I haven't posted in a few weeks. Has anyone missed me? No? Maybe just a little? My life has been pure craziness lately. The forecast for next month looks to be even crazier. It's ok, I just don't have much time to do anything right… Continue reading 9 Things: Part 2
Have you seen the movie Wall-E? The little robot that sneaks aboard a spaceship housing all the people who destroyed the Earth with their excessive trash and laziness. They literally float about the ship in chairs with a screen in front of their face and never physically interact with each other. It's pretty sad actually.… Continue reading Socially Awkward Media
Ok, here's the thing. I got stuck in a dressing room. Not my finest moment, but because I promised to share real-life moments, I won't keep this little gem to myself. Yesterday was the first day of spring. It was warm and sunny and beautiful. Birds were singing, trees were blooming. I was sneezing like… Continue reading The Day I Got Stuck in a Dressing Room
Before I get into what happened, let me start at the beginning. We had a rough month. The kids had the flu and double ear infections. One also had strep. We went through weeks of high fevers, doctors visits and zero sleep for mommy. Once they were finally better, my husband got sick. Cue single… Continue reading The Preparation H Incident